Early Father's Day present

1. What is something Daddy always says to you?
M: Don't hit your little sister
K: Don't hit my big sister

2. What makes Daddy happy?
M: Smiling at him
K: You playing with us when Daddy's gone to work

3. What makes Daddy sad?
M: When we go away
K: Walking into the playroom

4. How does your Daddy make you laugh?
M: By poking a face
K: penis penis

5. What did your Daddy like to do when he was little?
M: join the fire brigade
K: play with you

6. How old is your Daddy?
M: 22
K: this big [standing on tiptoe with arms raised]

7. How tall is your Daddy?
K: This big [photo]

M: no this big, I?m bigger [photo]

8. What is his favorite thing to watch on TV?
M: The news
K: Garfield

9. What does your Daddy do when you're not there?
M: Talks to Kaitereo or talks to hisself
K: play with Mapera

10. What is your Daddy really good at?
M: building
K: aeroplane

11. What is your Daddy not very good at?
M: reaching things cos he sometimes gets the wrong thing
K: not working

12. What does your Daddy do for his job?
M: works at the airport. He says NO to everything
K: he builds his shed

13. What is your Daddy's favourite food?
M: Meat
K: Cake

14. What makes you proud of your Daddy?
M: being a prince
K: give me cuddles

15. If your Daddy were a cartoon character, who would he be?
M: Mickey Mouse
K: Dorothy the Dinosaur

16. What do you and your Daddy do together?
M: play games
K: play and play and play and play and play


17. How are you and your Daddy the same?
M: our necks are same
K: clothes

18. How are you and your Daddy different?
M: we've got different eyes
K: blue and pink blue and pink

19. How do you know your Daddy loves you?
M: because he always kisses me
K: give me cuddles and kisses

20. What does your Daddy like most about your Mummy?
M: talking to her
K: singing

21. Where is your Daddy's favourite place to go?
M: to McDonalds
K: WITH US WITH US!

22. What is one thing you wish you could change about your Daddy?
M: his hair into green hair that was straight
K: Change his hair into purple hair and put it into BUM hair!

23. What would your Daddy do with a million dollars?
M: buy a little mini tractor
K: buy a big tractor

24. What do you wish you could go and do with your Daddy?
M: go and stay the night at my friends house
K: play

25. What is one thing you hope never changes about your Daddy?
M: his legs
K: that he does a puzzle with us