I have not been sending out a Christmas letter these last couple of years. Mainly because everyone I know is either on Facebook, or has a relative on Facebook who will pass news on. I recently got a Christmas letter from a friend who is NOT on Facebook and from whom we had not heard for a while, it was lovely to hear her news and catch up, so I am going to attempt to organise myself into doing a Christmas or New Year letter from 2012 onwards.
For now, here’s a short Christmas letter for all you wonderful people out there:
Dear Family, Friends and people I met once and added on Facebook but who’s status update gets lost amidst all the Farmville requests,
This year has been an exciting one for us, since our chickens learned to mow the lawn, and Tareka can now spend a lot more time working on perpetual motion machines. The children are growing fast, Mapera has been reading James Joyce and understanding it, Kaitereo has been training to be a human cannonball and Hakopa has been learning how to fly by throwing himself at the ground and missing.
The house and land continue to thrive, we are growing an entirely new hybrid of tomato, cheese & breadfruit plant, so we can pick fresh sandwiches all through the spring. The cows continue to be an endless source of entertainment, and one of them does a passably good impression of Eddie Izzard which kept me and some friends amused for hours one evening.
My parents, as most of you know, are heading to the Moon for their holidays, Mum will love the cold, and Dad is looking forward to some diving in the Sea of Tranquility. My brother continues to mystify us by appearing in various shampoo commercials.
Tareka’s family is all good too, digging their way to London in time for the Olympics as we speak. Looks like it will be quiet down here next year, hope you all have a wonderful Giftmas and begin the New Year with a series of unrealistic resolutions.
All our love and best wishes
Louise and the clan